danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

(via shutupmerlin)

jezramy:

exzactly:

Straya Day is Awesome (Thrift Shop parody)

Crying because simultaneously funny and horrifyingly true.

This is amazing. International followers, this is all you will ever need to know about our country. 

warpant:

favoritepanties:

A scene from Big Bang Theory without the laugh track.

THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD

(via neptunain)

shutupmerlin:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

taymo3318:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

What even?! This is the best thing!

(Source: izyuki, via harmonizewithmyself)

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food The only thing I’m hunting for, is an outfit that looks good… 





 (Source: fyspringfield, via fyspringfield)

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food
The only thing I’m hunting for, is an outfit that looks good… 

(Source: fyspringfield, via fyspringfield)

danhoweil:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

the endi ng oH MYG OD

(Source: loveislikeatarnishedring, via harmonizewithmyself)

aoiasahina:

(p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln

i foiled your plan

(via harmonizewithmyself)

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